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Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
by ElWeb September 24, 2012
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Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan
by Mr. Rugby March 20, 2014
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French model diet

A person that only drinks wine and smokes cigarettes. Because smoking kills your appetite.
by Ricky bricklayer December 1, 2020
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Chicken and Broccoli Diet

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.
Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."
by kalton May 5, 2022
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Long Island Diet

The long island diet consists of foods, often unhealthy and kid friendly, that picky eaters enjoy to eat. This typically includes Spaghetti and ketchup, dino nuggets, mac and cheese, and other processed garbage. While not limited to Long Island, it's often associated with college aged boys from the tri-state area.
"Yo, why doesn't Mike want to go out to dinner tonight?"

"He hates Thai food. Bro eats that Long Island Diet".
by Checkerdown September 26, 2023
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diet pepsi lime

A diet pepsi with lime flavoring. A.K.A. the most amazing summer beverage in the entire world.
Customer: "Excuse me, do you have any diet pepsi lime?
Clerk: "nope"
Customer: "Well that is an epic fail
by Nightingale Dawn July 29, 2009
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diet bepis

A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.
Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?

Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys
by HornyPuppor August 27, 2017
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