douche bag

a word meaning asshole, inconsiderate, and a number of other things but most of all it defines two real people. there names are robert and kent.

kent and robert are the biggest douche bags in the state of florida

by lilrob March 18, 2006

douche bag hag

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.

man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.

by Brett C. S. April 07, 2008

dynamic douche bags

A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.

So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?

Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 14, 2010

Douche Bag Fag

Someone who spends $200 on a pair of jeans (not to be confused with someone who buys a $200 computer graphics card).

"You bought those for how much? You're a douche bag fag."

by He of One Letter May 21, 2009

Douche-Bag-A-Saurus

A cranky douche bag of epic proportions

Don't mess with him, he's a douche-bag-a-saurus.

by karment August 26, 2010

Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.

Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.

by Mibewt December 29, 2009

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 18, 2006