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golden doodle

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.
I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…
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winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle

contrary to the use of winky and dink this is not profanity. nor does it refer to body parts of any sort.

winky-dink-a-dinky-doodle is a representation of sounds that one can use to apply to any form of music or song where the lyrics have been forgotten.

or simply when one is singing along to an instrument part.

this phrase is particularly useful in the fine art of home butchered Jazz and Ragtime. Ragtime is probably its oldest living relative.
he'd forgotten the most of the words, so he sang

"oh baby, we're gonna wink this winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle"

(instead of "oh baby wer'e gonna shake this city with power metal!")
by Eric C. Harrison November 2, 2007
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doodlebugger

My father was a "doodlebugger" in the 40's and 50's. He was a respectable and clean shaven man.
Nor was he a drunk or over weight. Never drank or smoked. I can't speak for the men he worked with.
But I do know this for sure for my father. I have witnessed other oil field workers to be the same, and maybe few and far between, but should not be judged as so and thrown all in the same group.
His job turned out to be very respectable and lucrative career for him.
My father was a doodlebugger for Gulf Oil.
by AllTexas October 7, 2016
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golden doodle

A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.
Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?
by Ben Webster February 9, 2004
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Yankee Doodle Dandy

A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.
"I'm gonna go home and have a Yankee Doodle Dandy in the garage!"
by Confooshus October 11, 2017
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Snicker Doodle

Taking a snickers chocolate bar, putting it into the microwave for 2 minutes melting it, and then inserting it into a girls ass.
ewwww, gross, look at that snicker doodle.
by Rlvers February 21, 2011
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doodledog

A fake piece of toast made of fabric that tends to fly easily. Doodledogs are usually used to demonstrate the meaning of the word toast to idiots.
Retard: "PHhhtoast?
Teacher: (throws doodledog at retard)
Retard: "Toast"
by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003
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