A slang term used to describe the scum that accumulates around and under the foreskin of the penis as a direct result of excess masturbation. It, as the name might suggest, also reflects a generally dirty nature which is frowned upon by even the skankiest of bitches such as a Corinna.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.
Those most likely to 'Derek' as said to be from the state of Pennsylvania.
One might say "Dude, I've been jacking so much today I've started to Derek... Smells too".
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
To which the other person might vomit, turn their nose up or deny any knowledge of ever knowing that person because he Dereked.
by Sir IDFK! January 13, 2008
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A Derek is a person who thinks he is right all the time. He has absolutely no friends. He tries to act and sound tough by yelling at everyone and trying to make them feel stupid, but if push comes to shove he will ALWAYS back down. He will never admit when he is wrong and will never apologize for something he has done, no matter how wrong that thing was. He will try to make himself seem like he is always right and play it off as nothing when he is proven wrong. He will even try to turn his own wrongness against the one who proves it. He is a pathetic excuse for a human being.
The Derek: "Shut up! You're wrong! You're stupid!"
You: *punch him*
The Derek: *hides in the corner and cries*
You: *leave*
The Derek: *complains about it behind your back*
"He acts like he knows everything."
"Oh, yeah. He's a total Derek."
You: *punch him*
The Derek: *hides in the corner and cries*
You: *leave*
The Derek: *complains about it behind your back*
"He acts like he knows everything."
"Oh, yeah. He's a total Derek."
by TheTruth877 September 3, 2009
Get the Derek mug.An motherfucker whom killed George Floyd by kneeling on his neck until he died. He should rot in the deepest level of hell. R.I.P. George Floyd.
Me: Hey, who's that guy that killed George Floyd?
My Friend: Derek Chauvin. He killed that poor guy just because he was black and used a fake $20 bill.
My Friend: Derek Chauvin. He killed that poor guy just because he was black and used a fake $20 bill.
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Get the derek jou mug.A poorly built, slow witted boy who somehow has the strange impression that people enjoy his company, when in reality they want to push him down a flight of stairs and cut ever single mop-hair on his small head.
by VanBurenMan January 19, 2011
Get the Derek-Greene mug.derek is the type of guy that will make you laugh when your mad. hes always there for you and would never try to hurt you or let you down. derek makes everything better. hes so hiliarous and will sing along to high school musical somgs with you. derek is just an all around amazing person, if you ever get lucky enough to find a derek just kiss him and never let him go.
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