Delfie

d-ELFIE….really? it’s a DICK selfie…dickpick sent (usually unwarranted )by a douche with filters over bumps &lumps &enlargin stuff…don’t respond these types of boys have many DELPHIES (alternative spelling) probably a hidden file to send out to multiple women at once to see if anyone can help palmela cuz that bitch don’t even wanna touch it anymore and that bitch his main squeeze…WRINKLE DINKS the dumb ass jackin off to nothing sending a delph.

Text between funny bitches getting back at delfies that were scary and hard to see …names changed to protect the pussypics, strike that illicit knuckle wrinkles on the hands involved…more common then you think…it’s fooled delfie senders aka WRINKLE DINKS materbating to cracks of fingers and knees everywhere! Ladies are even sending insides of ear cartilage…men are stupid and pervs…

vgtl broad 1 (BETCH for sending that tiny ass filtered 💩:

girl, did u see the delfie he sent me?!?!?🤢🤏🏽 if I had to see it, u did too.

VgtL brilliant (and blinded) broad:

Lol it’s so photoshopped. Ok send him inside part of you knuckle wrinkle and I’ll try one too..should I try the back of my knee too incase it’s more vajay like???😂😂😂

betch broad:
Omg this is so fuckin funny he’s dot dot dotting

Vgtl brilliant idea bitch :

Me too…he said send another one…he never seen a Hoo HaH?!?!😂 he probably closes his eyes

Eeew gross I can’t do this anymore…are u almost here we got like an hr to go to bar?

by vgtl urban legendz have it July 20, 2022

Defolk

Pronounced de-fu-lk

Defolk means you want an erected penis inside your mouth & ass (towards straight boys)

“Abdoul, You Fat Bastard, You Are a Defolk!”

by eemujil July 22, 2022

defo keep me in the loop

A phrase used to indicate, "Not a chance."

"George! Would you like to go see a Marvel Cinematic Universe marathon?"
"Defo keep me in the loop!"

by lewarcher July 22, 2022

Defoininetky

better word for “definitely”

- jay’s autocorrect

COLE IS DEFOININETKY #1 BBG

by imthegayjay September 19, 2022

defolaratitikamonofateration

This a cool way to say the way how certain animals absorb food by simply stepping on their food. they do this three-four times in their lifetime.

The cat ate the fish by defolaratitikamonofateration

by Ikimonofer November 20, 2022

Deformity

Colloquial term used by the Kazaks, Eastern Europeans, and Baltics to explain why their arms looks disporportionately massive compared to the rest of their body.

See also: Steroid abuse

Damn did you see Arthur Makarov's arms? That guy used his 'deformity' to his advantage

by bruce1337 November 29, 2022

Deformed Elf

some elf who likes to play lots of soccer and is really annoyting because he so small his penis so small he attack in soccer and blonde. his node look like elf and mistletoe

OMG did you see the deformed elf yesterday? He didn't let me concentrate in class at all!

by jeremy mackenzie eau clair December 13, 2022