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A Big Decision

When the choice between two objects has either equally positive or negative effects, and so is really, really hard to make.
When the doctor offered Jim painkillers for his amputation, he knew he had to make a Big Decision. Be in terrible pain because he was missing a goddamn leg, or sit on the can and push out rabbit-poops while death-gripping the towel rack. Jim did not choose constipation.
by Weetness February 5, 2010
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delusional

Someone who beleives something to be true, when that something can be empirically proved to be nonexistent or otherwise incorrect. A snippet from an e-mail follows:

i recently lost my job and all my belonings do to being hospitail lised with the va .I HAVE HADE 7 BLIEDINGS IN THE PAS 3 -4 YEAR I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN FOR MY LIVE i found this site very intresting and wood like very much try and find some covert in the study of ariail if you could help me be a member it wood mean so much to me your va patient patrick

Ilive in a travel trailer and have for 4 years sents my first bleed its been down heal from their my email thank you for your time it really goes faster thin you thank

This snippet is presented unedited, except for the e-mail address, which has been excised to protect privacy - and delusion. As you can plainly tell, the person here has suffered greatly from "BLIEDINGS" - which we think is synonymous with "bleedings" which would make this person delusional, as people (including stigmatics) do not spontaneously bleed. This person also thinks he can find comfort from his "BLIEDINGS" in studying aerial photos. You may notice that the phrase used is "find some covert", which indicates that this person may in fact be using aerial photos to conduct covert missions from the comfort of his VA hospital bed.

Whatever he's looking for, I certainly hope he finds it.
It is plainly obvious that "patrick" is delusional.
by The Wry Wordsmith September 8, 2008
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executive decision

When you are having sex with a girl and she just so happens to fall asleep in the middle of it and you are left with the decision to either finish the job or stop and pull out.
So I brought Erica back to the house after barndance and while we were having sex she fell asleep and I was left with the executive decision of either finishing the job or stopping all together.
by bound4gr8nes07 November 1, 2007
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Delusional

To hear or see things that are not real.
Person 1: Stop hitting the door!
Person 2: What?! I just closed the door
Person 1: Umm...You were hitting the door. I heard you!
Person 2: Wow! You are delusional, I didn't even do that!
by Wordzzzz0000 June 20, 2018
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white decision

The decision to buy a bag of cocaine and get extremely blown usually with a group of friends while enjoying the pleasent sounds of Young Jeezy or Gucci Mane. Always the right decision to make.
"Yo, you tryna make the white decision tonight?"

"We definitly made the white decision by staying in and blowing coke instead of going to that lame party"
by MJL009 October 3, 2009
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Muffin Delusional

A disease when a chubby or fat girl thinks they are hot and decides to wear yoga pants that are low and when they wear skin tight shirts that are low cut and show their tummy. These girls think they are attractive.
That girl over there in the tight clothes is Muffin Delusional.
by JD15 April 8, 2011
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