Spartan Upper Decker 

When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.

Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.

Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?

Angry person- I showed no mercy!

Spartan Upper Decker by Litaker April 25, 2011

Black & Decker Blowjob 

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

Black & Decker Blowjob by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

upper decker by valere March 13, 2008

Deckers horse penis 

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

Deckers horse penis by afi GR October 21, 2010

Docked Down 

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?”

“Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

Docked Down by ETHAN_JÆDA August 3, 2020

double decker taco 

when a female's leg fat surrounds her vigina thus resembling a double decker taco from Taco Bell

Not only did Delorous lose weight while in her diet, but she also lost her double decker taco.

double decker taco by Orangejello Lewis November 12, 2009

tip dicked 

When a guy places on object against the tip of his dick while he is cumming to use the jizz as glue.

Daryl tip dicked a GPS tracker to an object that he was selling to a hot chick.

tip dicked by Darylisms May 8, 2015