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trial driver

The action of engaging in a repetitive and violent fisting motion with such a velocity that its force can only be equated to that of a space shuttle on re-entry
Guy 1: Hey man, where are you off to?
Guy 2: Off to my girlfriends Funeral
Guy 1: what happened to her?
Guy 2: I gave her a trial Driver
by roooooooobs August 21, 2016
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slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
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Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023
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Toxic Driver

A very bad driver.
Bramty: "Why do you drive like that I just told you I spilled something on me!, SLOW DOWN, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Bramty: "yk what you are a TOXIC DRIVER I hate when you drive I really do!" "GET of imma drive now

Louis: "THAT WASEN"T ME THO" "Lie and deny"
by Gen304 June 20, 2022
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Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.
Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.
by Truestorywords September 15, 2010
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Weekly Driver

A vehicle in which only gets driven in immaculate weather.

A vehicle in which the owner originally buys for a Nice, Summer car but will not drive in; rain, snow, heavy wind, mist, foggy days, etc.
"Hey man! How come I haven't seen your 'daily driver' Audi lately?"
"It looks like its supposed to rain today even though the forecast shows nothing."
"Oh! So its a weekly driver, not a daily. You drive a daily, everyday."
by Bama_Boss August 24, 2023
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Cunt Driver

A derivative of Pile Driver. used during 69ing when the male picks up his partner and pile drives them into the ground, Zangief style.
i got cut off by a Cunt Driver
by Zangiefs cousin March 7, 2019
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