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The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.
Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020
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Don’t forget to wipe!

A common send-off in the morning by one spouse to the other now that we continue to work long into old age and may need little reminders here and there.
Bye dear, have a good day and don’t forget to wipe!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020
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Don't shiv

From Frank Miller's Batman Dark Night , when the mutants refer to the Leader and Batman "My Mon Bats don't shiv" meaning doesn't show fear, as in, doesn't shiver with fear.
The other guy just pulled a boom stick on his face, but my man don't shiv!
by SDMS September 25, 2020
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Don’t watch face

by Cavs55 November 15, 2020
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Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."
by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021
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Don Effect

When someone whose name starts with Don, can change a girls world.
"Donovan got Megan to fall for her so fast, It must be the Don Effect."
by DonTHEmanDUHHH August 24, 2022
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Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
by writerdg November 21, 2010
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