diseased rizz

Slang for making strange people fall in love with you in a short amount of time.

Tyler: "hey I just pulled this bitch who said they'll twerk on me for 16 cents"
Blake: "bros got diseased rizz fr"
Tyler: "yeahhh let's make ou-"

by zyewaxx December 23, 2022

Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.

“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”

by Beankitten06 December 06, 2018

lambdicks disease

When you drink too much lambic and become an entitled turd

Patient: What do you mean I can't post topics of the day if I'm not an admin?
Doc: "Clearest case of Lambdicks Disease I've seen in years... here's a prescription so you can start your own group."

by Invincrono February 19, 2018

Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.

Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.

by sweetpotatosarah99 October 20, 2010

Liars Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the truth cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antiliotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently causing intolerable lying. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the lies will continue to worsen leading to eventual death.

When infected with Liars Disease it spreads like a plague and really eats you from the inside.

by Oscar Clintorius October 14, 2020

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 08, 2014

Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

by Bman111 April 18, 2017