Disarster

A horrid event caused by ones own stupidity.

Went camping and left the tent, it was a disarster. Tried to park my bike without putting the stand down it was another disarster.

by fu manchu magic May 10, 2024

Disaster Tourist

Those nosy, spiteful individuals that go about visiting an area that got recently damaged/destroyed by a natural disaster or crash site.

"Harry and Meghan went to the burn areas as Disaster Tourists, along with their camera crew"

by boboso7.62 January 13, 2025

disaster

a person, act, or thing that is a failure.

my perm is a total disaster

by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025

Disasteroid

A "Disasteroid" is a very large asteroid that is headed directly to Earth, no ifs, ands, or buts. Not only that, but it's big enough to wallop the entire planet and cause a disaster of major proportions... or worse.

The Disasteroid was coming.... and there wasn't a damned thing Brute Android could do about it. He grimaced and took another swig of Fuel Oil No. 2.

by vtology February 6, 2025

Disaster central

When everything goes wrong, and you need to express how much of a tragedy things are.

Could anything else go wrong today? It’s disaster central!

by Danniw February 4, 2026

Disasteroid

A massive deformed, bleeding and infected pustule of a hemorrhoid that absolutely cripples you with screaming pain when a bowel movement is attempted.

JD Vance is a massive disasteroid of a man, I can't believe the couch let him do that to it; like becoming vice-president of the United States, his actions could not have been consensual.

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu March 8, 2025

DISASTEROID

When you need to take a big fucking shit and you're going to explode the fucking toilet.

JIM: AWW FUCK BRO! IM GONNA GO APE SHIT ON THAT TOILET AND RELEASE A FUCKING DISASTEROID.

TOMMY: BRO, WHAT THE FUCK!!!! DONT MESS WITH MY MOM'S BATHROOM SHE JUST GOT THAT SHIT RENOVATED. SHE'S GONNA SUE YOUR ASS IF YOU DO THAT!!!!

JIM: BROOOOOO!!!! I WON'T HAVE A FUCKING ASS AFTER THIS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOUR MOTHER DOES.

by 9/11 IS GOVERMENT March 9, 2025