Castaway

n; A cheap alcoholic drink that is usually done before any real drinking is to begin. 1 shot of Castillo rum is dropped into a glass of Miller Light. Before dropping the rum the person about the drink must salute the drink and recognize the fact that they are NOT going to be going down with the ship, but will rather ride the tides to an island of humiliation (and sickness) to live as a castaway until the next ship comes along.

Jordan wants to get really drunk tonight, so he wants to be the first castaway

by Fast Andy May 6, 2011

custard and jelly

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

by Constant John February 14, 2009

Dirty Costanza

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.

Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.

by BreatheThis January 13, 2009

Custard

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

by sugs79 October 9, 2008

COSTA DEL MAR

UPSCALE SUNGLASSES, THAT ARE WORN BY PREPS,RICH PEOPLE, AND SOME FINANICALY ABLE POSERS

DRAKE&JOSH ARE THE PREPPIEST KIDS IN OUR SCHOOL, THEY HAVE COSTA DEL MARS

by DMW.JST October 23, 2008

Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016

bulldog eating custard

A way of describing a proper dirty battered woman's chuff

"and she had a chuff like a bulldog eating custard"

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008