Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Curtain draggin

The equivalence of tea bagging but for a women to do to a man. A women's way of tea bagging.

This nasty bitch been curtain dragging me all day.

by Lover 1999999o June 7, 2018

Blue-curtainism

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

by The_Kickster September 20, 2023

Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains

She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why

by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022

Flute curtain

Saggy vagina lips that makes whistling noises when a queef happens.

Man i think that lady has a flute curtain, I heard a whistle when she queefed

by Loafovbread March 22, 2021