boo crunch

a gender nuetral term for significant other, refers to either a serious commitment or a small fling

Person 1; Hey boo crunch can you pass me that folder?
Person 2; Sure thing

by boocrunch1 March 27, 2019

nut crunch

Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.

Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.

"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?

"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."

by citation June 10, 2008

Trail Mix Crunch

An interratial gangbang in the woods with a pine cone.

The girl was very sore after receiving a trail mix crunch and was picking pine cone fragments out of her ass for several days.

by NephthysScream July 12, 2010

conch

1. Any of various tropical marine gastropod mollusks, especially of the genera Strombus and Cassis, having large, often brightly colored spiral shells and edible flesh.

2. Person born in the Florida Keys, an island chain at the southernmost tip of Florida, also referred to as the "Conch Republic" Anyone having lived in the Keys for 7 or more consecutive years may call themselves a "freshwater conch".

"You may have been around since 1975, but you'll never be a true Conch."

by Dgennero August 28, 2005

conchiquo

derived from the great Spanish renegade Padré Conchiquo - a word to describe a phase of uncontrollable violence when someone irritates you

"You better back the fuck off before i go all conchiquo on your ass biatch fo shizzle!!!"

by dr. augustus jackson August 25, 2008

conchuza

An attempt to gold plate one's own testicles, and to die as a result. (An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.)

Yo, tio, my boy tried to conchuza his junk, and he didn't make it.

by Pelotas de oro July 1, 2015

banana nut crunch

so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old

I know an old ass person name AJ and he eats banana nut crunch

by EmbracingTruth June 12, 2020