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Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013
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Cubicilian

An office worker confined to a cubicle, allowed only to escape during previously assigned break times or when rebelling against the man.
Me and my fellow cubicilians made a run for it and ventured the the great outdoors to see what all the hype was about, now that break time is over we must return to the cube farm from whence we came.
by DaveThePictureTaker July 8, 2014
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cubicle cliff hanging

Climbing to the top of public toilet cubicle whilst door open an taking a dump
Hey guys $1 each to come watch Dan cubicle cliff hanging in the toilets
by bartlehunter86 July 15, 2016
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CubicLP

You Know Them Or you Don't, Cubic Is an 8b8t regular And Loves Minecraft anarchy. Cubic Says: I AM A bear that does 32kpvp and cpvp. and cubic always as great ideas when it comes to base making
Player 1: Hey CubicLP you made a nice base That i Wont Greif Since It Is So Good
by sqLikesPants February 9, 2021
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cubicshare

Nice, awesome, fantastic. CubicShare is a comfortable and modern hourly rental space located in Hong Kong.
Can I book a meeting room in CubicShare?
by CubicShare November 22, 2021
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Cubiclear

Zen like feeling attained by clearing up once’s workspace
Ken experienced a great sense of cubiclear after clearing the papers from his desk
by Cinnamon Coffee December 3, 2021
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CubicalCreator

A type of person who is a fair geometry dahs enthusiast and genshin impact enjoyer. Often not liked and are usually canadian
Damn, that guy looks like he's a cubicalcreator
by Sakhiir April 5, 2022
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