Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.

"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."

by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018

Cuban Donut Hole

Wen u shit in a bitches mouth and she spits it back in ur butthole

My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend

by Brap Brap360 March 10, 2021

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

Telmo Is Translated To Wait In Cuban Vosotros

Telmo Is Translated To Wait In Cuban Vosotros

Telmo Is Translated To Wait In Cuban Vosotros

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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by [e-mail] July 24, 2025

Cuban Brownout

The act of inserting a cooled turd wrapped in banana leaves into a rectum using duck fat as a lubricant.

I thougth Jon Dibble wanted a hot carl for his birthday, but it turns out what he really wanted was a cuban brownout.

by Shagthefab February 20, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025