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Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child
Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child
by Horny torny March 27, 2019
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Crunchy fruit granola

A person from southern California that smokes that sticky icky, wears bohemian jewelry she bought from forever 21, and think plants have feelings.
Oh she one of those crunchy fruit granola bitches
by Post_bologna September 14, 2019
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crunchy naturalist

a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.
My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.
by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023
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one crunchy boy

One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
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ass cruncher

Someone who quite frequently does someone up the poop hole..HARD; most likely a man with another man.
by Captain Haddock December 23, 2003
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Crunchy Black

A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'

Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!
Yo Crunchy Black is one lyrical ass nigga!
by Icy Wyte June 14, 2022
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Number cruncher

Number Cruncher - A girl who's idea of maths is seeing how many inches she can "crunch into any hole"
Jenny's crunched the numbers and her new best for Anal was 10 inches - number cruncher
by Rim jobs February 15, 2015
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