Definitions by Jaffnasty

crunchy naturalist 

a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.

My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.

crunchy naturalist by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023