Cressey

When your Mum finds your buttplugs but doesn’t tell you about it.

Oh shit, I got cresseyed

by Monsterman224 January 30, 2025

Coresmoke

Coresmoke: (n.) A diminutive individual, often mistaken for a particularly ambitious houseplant due to their surprisingly vertical orientation. Their height is best described as 'compact,' 'brief,' or 'experiencing a significant gravitational pull towards the earth.' Legends speak of Coresmoke's valiant attempts to reach the top shelf, endeavors often ending with a small, yet determined, scramble and a strategically placed stool. Their existence challenges the very notion of 'standing tall,' instead embodying the quiet dignity of a perfectly formed bonsai tree. Despite their limited stature, Coresmoke possesses a booming personality that often overshadows their physical dimensions, leaving onlookers wondering if they've accidentally stumbled into a Lilliputian convention or simply underestimated the power of a truly mighty midget. They are often seen strategically positioned near doorways to avoid being accidentally stepped on, a testament to their survival skills and the enduring challenges of living in a world built for giants. Their preferred method of transportation is a combination of strategically placed boxes and an unwavering determination to conquer any height with the help of a few well-placed friends. In essence, Coresmoke is proof that big things come in small packages, especially if those packages happen to be armed with an exceptionally witty comeback and an uncanny ability to find the perfect step-stool.

That man is a coresmoke

by GMLuna April 8, 2025

Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation

A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings

by Neck Sex April 24, 2025

Crescendoslop

Crescendoslop is a derogatory term aimed Post-Rock music that is seen as not having much substance besides build up and crescendos.

“Yo have you heard that new Swans album?”
“Hell no, they’ve been making the same crescendoslop for over a decade now.”

by Winston122 June 13, 2025

jazoo creest

a funny way to say jesus christ in a way many people won't understand if they dont know what it means which makes it funny

Jazoo creest! All this boy drama is so overwhelming.

by fern gimble July 31, 2017

Lake Crescent

The most goddamn beautiful lake in the world. Or at least for us Seattleites.

Katie: Hey girlfriend, what'd ya do this weekend.
Bella: Went up to Lake Crescent with my girlfriends. It was hella pretty, even without the cell service.

by xandroe August 23, 2017

Harley creese

Someone who is cute but can’t help making a relationship toxic

Wow he’s such a Harley creese

by Fifimomo October 14, 2019