CIMP

Cum In My Pint -

A game played by very high-brow individuals. A group of friends go to a pub and are blindfolded except for one individual that is rotated each time the game is played. This individual ejaculates into one of the pints on the table, and then every player takes their blindfold off and has to down one of the pints (A stout is recommended as this will make it harder to tell which pint has been CIMPed).
This game can also be played single-player.

Jeff: Footy on tonight, fancy coming to watch at the pub?
Bob: Sure mate, cheeky game of CIMP too?
Jeff: Yes mateee, I'll see if Darwin is down.

by Mynameisjeff21 June 3, 2024

Dixie chimp

A female that’s obsessed with a man, he doesn’t like her back but still hangout with her.

That girl a Dixie chimp.

by Razzle27 February 15, 2024

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025

cimp

a person who thinks that he is a monster in bed, but is the kind of guy to faint after seeing a girl or boy naked

Isaac keeps saying he's a monster in bed but is such a cimp

by the big batty femboy May 7, 2025

Chimp

The act of agressively throwing anything whilst screaming.

Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.

“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”

by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025