Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017

crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

Presley Crabtree

Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.

Presley Crabtree is gay

No I am not quuer

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

Crafting Vegeto

When you want to slop lolis in a very sexual way.

Person 1 : "Dude, you totally did a Crafting Vegeto to that girl yesterday !"
Person 2 : "Yeah man, don't tell the F.B.I lmao eks dee"

by AnonEksDee June 17, 2018

Crabtree'd

To get extremely drunk and off your face.

I say Harold, that many over there is Crabtree'd.

by Craig Simpson September 27, 2007

crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

crafturday

noun. A DIY gathering where friends get together for a full day to learn a specific craft and hand-make useful objects.

Yeah, I silk screened this shirt at Crafturday, don't you wish you had one?

by Nanc November 13, 2005