cafepress

Word: cafepress
Pronunciation: ka-'fA'pres
Function: verb
Etymology: French café coffee, café, from Turkish kahve; Middle English presse, from Anglo-French, from presser to press

1. To take an idea or piece of artwork, put it on a T-shirt and other merchandise, and have it online for sale for yourself and the general public.
Related activities: t-shirt blogging and bumper sticker activism

Bob: I really want a "Caterpillars rock my face off" shirt.
Mike: Dude, just cafepress it. Maybe everyone wants one.

Jane: Sweet, Dick Cheney just shot his friend in the face.
Emily: I am so cafepressing that.

by wendyrocks November 7, 2006

craft bum

When your girlfriend comes to bed after putting in a good 10 hour World of Warcraft shift and all you can smell is the hum of her sweaty bum from sitting in the chair for so long.

Boyfriend: Jesus christ, what the hell stinks?
Girlfriend addicted to WOW: tehehe that's just my craft bum

by Lil Nate Dawg February 23, 2009

CRAFT

C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing

"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"

by mrmackey May 6, 2010

nick craft

a guy who thinks hes better than everyone else and has to "one up" all his friends. needs to be the center of attention at all times. someone who is also known as "nick the dick" or "fag of the universe" likes to have anal relations with extremely ugly women who most times turned out to be men. hes ass hole.

Nick Craft "can i have anal sex with you sexy"
Rue paul: "sure baby what ever you like"
me so horny i love you long time!!!

by italian stalion May 11, 2013

cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021

Mining the Craft

V. The act of playing Minecraft.

Guy One: Dude, last night I was Mining the Craft all night.
Guy Two: You have way too much time on your hands, don't you?
Guy One: ... *Punches Guy Two in the Face*

by Gaikin February 28, 2011

cafer

A person who posts topics on Tranformice's minforum

Friend: So do you think you'll get likes on your new topic?
Me: Of course! I'm the best cafer

by Winter glaze5666 January 24, 2018