Chonkers

An adjective best to describe a heavy animal.

My cat is not only a big and fluffy cat, but he’s a chonkers.

by Bawston69 February 20, 2020

conk

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!

by duck January 23, 2004

Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010

Floofy Chonky Boi

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.

Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

by dashy99993 April 7, 2020

chonk

Jack Shit
w00t

"I can't tell ya chonk"

by Homie G June 19, 2004

chonk

The ultimate penis, fat and of considerable length.

by anon June 14, 2003

coinkydinkying

Doing the same thing at the same time.

When we do the same thing at the same time we are coinkydinkying

by Natalie & Dennis July 2, 2003