dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

by chinaman February 16, 2007

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Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

by withstand December 16, 2005

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To be "cooked in the head." Probably comes from "fried" or "brain fried." Imagine how someone would act if their brain was at least partially cooked. Could mean under the influence of drugs/alcohol or someone acting crazy or out of the ordinary.

Dude, did you see that guy in McDonalds last night drunk and singing Duran Duran using an Ice Cream cone? He was totally cookered!

by UrbanDictionarianGod January 7, 2016

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Cooked

When a person has been roasted so badly that they have essentially been cooked.

Guy 1: *Wearing ripped clothes, baggy shorts, etc*
Guy 2: "Boi, you look so poor that mans in Africa would start a charity for you."
Guy 3: "Jheeeze, mans got COOKED!"

by Darker_Tron_Man December 7, 2017

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Dane Cook

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

by Angebones June 7, 2009

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cocky

a stuckup person who thinks they're the shit... very annoying and ingorant. usually popular and a guy (no offense dudes) and hot(sometimes). uh, i dont really like them.

Mr. Neuman
Mr. Tackett (he's not as bad)

by The "Fake" Lauren August 9, 2004

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Dane cook

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 24, 2011

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