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Dream Control 

n. The ability to exert control over one's dreams. This is a separate skill apart from Lucidity.
Dude, I was flying around and shooting lightning out of my eyeballs, then I became Lucid and for some reason lost my Dream Control. I fell to the earth and ate shit.

Birth control face 

When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?

Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate

birth control bitch 

When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.
Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!

gun control 

Man 1: Why do you have a gun?
Man 2: Its better to have it and not need it than to not have it and need it.
Man 1: You make no sense.
Man 2: You suck *gun shots*
Man 1: You shot me!
Man 2: and i hit you wear i wanted to
Man 3: now thats what i call gun control

Birth control shirt 

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.
Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

Gun Control 

Hitting what you aim at
"Hey, Do you believe in Gun Control"
"Yes, Yes I Do"
"Are you coming to the march this Saturday?"
"No, I'm gonna shoot some guns"
"That's not gun control"
"Gun Control is hitting what is aim at idiot"
Gun Control by xSnickerz May 15, 2018