Dorks With Controllers

A group of full grown men that sit around and call themselves let's-players while they never get over 200 subscribers.

"Bro, dorks with controllers are finally playing a good game!"

by Fxckcxte February 11, 2019

soggy controller

Players gather around a controller and whi ever nuts last has to play with it for 8 hours.

I lost in soggy controller and the buttons were sticky!

by Shy Meme August 7, 2016

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

n64 controller

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)

Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.

by Darnville February 10, 2021

change controlled

to suffer the wrath, for one week every month, of a 6 woman team suffering from synchronised pmt

david was left a sobbing mess after being change controlled for missing his turn at making the coffee

by broomboy January 28, 2008

Controller Licker

An apparent "gamer girl" who claims she plays games but really fakes it and licks the controller..

Being called a "Controller Licker" Is far worse then any swear word in the online gaming community.

Jacki: O.M.G. I love playing games, im such a gamer. #CoDrules

AJ: You're nothing but a disgrace to the online community.. you're just a controller licker

by AYjAY August 19, 2013