confusex

State of being in which you are lost, confused, over-analyzing, and heartbroken in regards to your love life and sexual adventures.

I am so confusex about Sara.

by Kristoph Fruedian Slip August 24, 2012

concussion

oral sex done to a man that was very pleasing;when eyes roll in back of head

"A I just a concussion"

by ya boi swingem October 11, 2003

gender confused

someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day

"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused

by el fartismo December 6, 2013

The Confuser

"The Confuser" is very similiar to the commonly known "Punisher" and the very popular "Shocker".
The Confuser involves the male participant using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman's vagina. The Confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the "Nooks and Crannies" and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.

"Which way will I go! Which way will I go!"

by Tom Green May 6, 2005

confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

confusilated

confused or lost in the moment or just not making much sense

a confusilated mindset known basically throughout the african american population

by nique590 November 13, 2011

Confusion

It is what you become after talking to somebody, who is usually confusing

Gus: Hey you done talking to Jace?
Frank: I wish I never did
Gus: Why?
Frank: Whenever I talk to him I become confusion
Gus: Sounds normal

by #BlueBerryGang June 14, 2018