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Configure

The act of completely and immediately resolving a problem or issue of absolutely any given nature through pure brilliance and outstanding nerve. A rare phenomenon; typically native to a devestatingly attractive and intelligent individual, who pretty much just goes around fixing stuff. Like a boss.
"Dude. I don't know how you sorted that situation!"
"I know, at first it was a head-scratcher - but in the end I configured the hell out of it."
by Jet245 July 25, 2014
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confirmed lungi

when a dude's homosexuality is confirmed.

since gay dudes have a lower social status in india , theyre often considered "lungi" in contrast to straight dudes whore called "jockey shorts"
Guy1: I heard rahul is a gandu.
Guy2: Yeah , confirmed lungi. LMAO. Will be wearing lungi for rest of his life.
Guy1 : yeah lmao

hahaha
by ThisWorldDrivesMeInsane December 24, 2017
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Coffin

A regular automobile such as a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. The name refers not to the safety of the car but to the fact that the people driving them don't really live. They are already dead.
My mom wanted to buy a coffin but my dad would let her.
by Joe Iron February 15, 2008
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Confibulated

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!
Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.
by RAO! January 16, 2009
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Confinscate

Confinscate is the correct spelling and pronunciation of confiscate. All you chumps may think this is wrong, but it's correct.
"The teacher confinscated the drugs from the student, and then snorted the confinscated drugs."
by Sum phuck??? February 17, 2018
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coffin dance

person1: have u watched that awesome grave dance meme?
person2: it’s called the coffin dance meme you ****ing *****
by protopia May 30, 2020
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another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death
The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
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