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The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?
by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008
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Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.
Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.
by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018
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comodore

u FKN FOOL u cant even spell commodore
sik car bye the bye
by MAGSSSS September 5, 2003
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¿Comó homo?

Another word to clarify what someone said but you didn't understand. It's like what did you say? or what did you want? but in a Spanish rhyme.
Ex 1: Phone Conversation
Jack: Hey, dshvjksnjkfdmfd
James: ¿Comó homo? Dude get the dick out of your mouth.
Jack: Sorry, I use Verizon. I said hey whats up.

Ex 2: Homework Troubles
Bob: Jessica
Jessica: ¿Comó homo?
Bob: Did you understand the math homework?
Jessica: No
by Lord Muffinshire November 23, 2009
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First: Where Gracious Professionalism Comes Last

A term used commonly by the FIRST and specifically FLL robotics community referencing the unfair political bias of FLL - that same people who hipcritially perpetrate the concept of 'Gracious Professionalism'.
'P1': Dude, the BAE sponsored team won NH state again.
'P2': First: where gracious professionalism comes last
by anon12443 March 31, 2009
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Comocracy

A political ideology where there are more than one communist parties in a single state, and the people elect which dictator they want for a period of time. Origin: a portmanteau of communism and democracy.
A: I really like the Worker's Party Number 47.
B: Yeah, but I'm not going to elect them because the rate of pay they're offering is only $9.76 an hour. Worker's Party Number 12 are offering $11.22 an hour and only minimal cover-ups and media censorship.
A: Ah, this is comocracy in action!
by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006
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