colton Bosaw

He's a faggot. Loves to eat male ass and has a huge anal cavity that tears apart his rectum

Stop being such a Colton Bosaw!

by I'll eat it ATM August 21, 2014

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Colton

Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.

Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out

by Randy Philips February 9, 2024

Colton and jimmy dehn

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.

Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn

by Slimjimrizzler August 27, 2025

Colton

Colton is a quiet kid who is very quiet until you get to know him he’s most likely to shoot up w school and makes up excuses to go and watch birds he can be thoughtful tho and will do things for you even if you are a douche to him colton is a good friend to have and don’t let him go

Kid 1: wow that’s a cool bird
Colton: I have been studying that and it’s a diffrent breed of a robin!

by Colton 560153 September 6, 2020

Colton Hines

He’s a promising freshman, also Sheck Wes saved his life.

“Damn that boy Colton Hines is a young promising freshman on that basketball court”

by Big Z2495 December 13, 2018

Conan Colton

The greatest of all time

Look it’s Conan Colton the goat

by Ahboiiii September 15, 2020