a guy that is a total stud, often times being a complete cuck. however, he gets major dick, because he is compensating for his own size. you'll typically see him in trains with other dudes, normally other cucks. if you ever find a colton in the wild, stay away as far as possible. he will try to grab your ass and touch you where the sun does not shine. he tends to go after 'women', but sadly cannot get any action as he is cucked. keep caution
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Get the COLTON mug.A very shy and socially akward person. They struggle with talking to people and with non verbal social cues. But once you get to know them, they are very talkative and they will always open up to you and try to help you. (sometimes a little too much). They can be smart, but thinks badly of themselves. A very emotional and easily annoyed person. is usually a cancer. They dont decide things for themselves and get overwhelmed easily, needing help sometimes. overall, a hard to understand person but they try when they can. can be pushy too, and has a lot of flaws. but gets over things very easily.
Popular kid: Colton's being so annoying! i dont want to be his partner...
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
Not popular kid: Maybe if you try to understand how he feels, he could be a great friend!
Popular kid: no you're weird ew go away stinky
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