Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

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noobist colony

A large group of inferior homo sapiens

Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.

by toxic540 September 5, 2005

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human cloning

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.

They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.

by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010

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Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

by symple jack April 1, 2009

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colonial drive

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.

we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.

by crunk407 March 27, 2008

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Coloni-tail

A showcase extension of hairstyles from the 1800's colonial era. Popularized by British royalty and the founding fathers of America the coloni-tail has heavily evolved from it's white wig Aristocratic origins. Picking up urban appeal on it's way the "tail fashion" the coloni-tail is historic, insighfult, yet ridiculous. The current rise in the coloni-tail has been attributed to Mel Gibson and Heath Ledgers' hair in the 2000 blockbuster movie the Patriot. A stereotypical coloni-tailer is in their mid-20's, delightfully unemployed, and loathes the idea of paying for a haircut.

Silk - "Omgz, r u like, I cannot believe it, u has a coloni-tail. Rick, is that a coloni-tail?"
Rick - For realz Silk, I am like so in love with the Patriot n Heathy Ledges is my favz.

Silk - Real talk

by Beardmanz July 1, 2009

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