My boy bestfriend; the loveliest, most handsome, charming, beautiful and precious boy in the universe and anything that exists beyond it. I oath to cherish, love and protect this man for the rest of my life.
y/n: "Isn't that Colin? HIII-"
Mouna: "DONT TALK TO WHATS MINE BITCH"
Mouna: *stabs her 18 times and goes up to hug Colin*
The worst damn name ever invented. Any parent so braindead as to permanently scar their poor, innocent child with such a hideously dweebish name deserves nothing less than eternal damnation
Colin, you poor bastard, I could never live having to bear a cross so painful as that abomination of a name
Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).
Oh I met up with Colin at an SLF giglast week, what a great guy!
Colín is a dude that thinks he can sing and dance. A Colin will call you weird nicknames and lick your face cause he thinks he’s a lizard. He also thinks he’s a whale and a bean. He likes to rave and talk about science and space. He looks like man-child when he shaves, but he looks like captain American with a beard. Hes just a bug. Don’t piss him off when he’s drunk cause he’ll punch a hole through a door! Colin is nice to everyone except people who park on his spot. He also eats too much.