Oral contract

When your gf/wife promises you a bj.

Not fair...we had an oral contract.

by braziliancarwash February 13, 2012

disney contract

Something Jake Paul doesn't get.

Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell

by 1829281928 November 2, 2017

contactless

The terminology for when during sex you pull out and slap your dick on her vag when you’re close to nutting to early.

“Did you bust you nut early?”

“Nah I pulled out and paid contactless”

by Labrith November 26, 2017

"A Contrack Mind"

A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.

Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.

Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.

by Just A. Citizen May 15, 2007

Textual Contact

The only form of contact you have with ex hooks ups, normally as a result of 1 too many beers

So Em have you heard from Tim lately?...... na, it's been 3 weeks and 2 days since we had any form of 'textual contact'

by emsylou80 November 15, 2009

Full Contact Golf

Full Contact Golf is like the activity golf, except you can take your aggression out on other players by hitting them. You can hit another player anywhere except the head with any club you want. You can only hit another player if they get a hole in one, or take more than 10 shots to get the ball in the hole (making the game more fun)

"Damn, it took me seventeen tries to get my ball in the hole, guess I am getting hit in the leg soon. I guess this is what I signed up for when I decided to play Full Contact Golf. Better not be a nine-iron."

by 5K337LORD August 5, 2012

canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake

"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015