pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

9 O'clock Rule

(also 9 O'clock watershed)

The rule whereby British TV companies can't show "adult" programmes before 9pm.

The Urban Dictionary would certainly be subject to the 9 O'clock rule.

by Powysian September 24, 2006

ms. six o'clock

straight- laced white woman. flat ass white woman. straight up and down like the hands on a clock at six.

"Don't bother. She's Ms. six o'clock and she doesn't do the nasty with the Brothas.

by Bape747 November 11, 2009

strawberry clock

1. An alternate account created by the Newgrounds animator coolboyman for the sole purpose of spamming the Flash portal.

2. The animator who, on August 15, 2001, submitted the "flash" B and sparked the creation of the Clock Crew.

3. The King of the Portal even though he never won that award in real life.

Clock Crew Member: Strawberry Clock is king of the portal!!!

n00b: N0 hes not!!11!1 Clawks suk!

Clock Crew Member: Hmm.... Flashes by n00b: -none-

by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005

doomsday clock

The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.

In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.

by Gann June 3, 2006

australian alarm clock

this is when you awaken your significant other by shoving your thumb in her ass, while yelling common Australian catch phrases. "G'day Mate!" and "I just shoved my shrimp in your Bar-B!" are the most common.

Mary prefers the Australian alarm clock to the Eskimo mushroom hammer.

by georgelopez October 22, 2008

Time clock tough guy

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.

Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.

by YooJoe1 January 8, 2014