Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022

spring cleaning

The act of spring cleaning refers to mass deleting and/or blocking of people on social media, specifically on your Facebook friends list. Primarily, because you have no interaction and/or they have not contacted you over a period of time.

This morning during breakfast, I did some spring cleaning by deleting a lot of people from my Facebook friends list.

by johnsteed417 October 22, 2022

portugal cleaning house

Sticking your dick in every hole.

We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.

by IamValid December 6, 2022

European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

Ethernet cleansing

when you clean the ethernet cable

i did a ethernet cleansing today
-german dictator

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Ethnic Cleansing

The act of consuming foods such as Curry, hoping it will completely clean out your bowels and guts, usually resulting with intense diarrhoea.

Last night’s Curry resulted in intense Ethnic Cleansing of my bowels.

by CBOOLS July 23, 2024

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.

Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?

by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024