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clay collins

Homecoming Queen.
Prom Queen.
Omega Chi sweetheart, and something nice to look at.
That’s Clay Collins.
i’m not gay im just in love with you clay collins
by claycollins August 7, 2021
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Clay

He thinks he’s an alpha but really he’s an omega, everyone around him knows this yet he still tries to prove he’s an alpha
“I’m an alpha! *growls trying to assert dominance* ” - clay
“Ur an omega…” -everyone
by Drakehater911 June 29, 2024
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Clay hickey

A badass who is better at life then you. He also fucked you bitch and isn't sorry.
by Josephthekidwhoshitinabox June 27, 2019
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balls of clay

by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
by King of Salads October 16, 2020
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sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015
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