razor clam

Razor burn of the vagina area.

Chelsea shaved with an old blade leaving her with a bad case of razor clam before her hot date

by Justjokin420 July 5, 2016

Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.

Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.

by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014

flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.

Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.

by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017

Clam Cove

A female dwelling or space reserved for a woman's items and décor.

The clam cove, as it were, is the feminine equivalent to a Man cave.

I just need some peace and quiet, watch the kids for an hour please, I'm going to my clam cove to read.

by The Meat Sweats April 26, 2021

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 2, 2011

boiling clams

To aggressively masturbate.

I was just Boiling Clams in the bathroom.

by Kapperino July 3, 2014