cheney

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation

"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"

by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006

Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.

2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"

by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006

choney stain

The nappy wet mark on a Ladie's panties from being turned on Sexually.

"Oh Johny, you're gettin' me so wet I gots my Choney Stained"

by Jockamo Feenahey October 11, 2006

Dick Chaney

A dumbass. A loser. A person with bad aim with a gun. Do we need someone this stupid in our government? Come on, he shot a person in the fore head!!!!

George Bush is an asshole, Dick Chaney's what his name implies.

by Sara McKay April 30, 2006

Dick Cheney

Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.

If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)

by Libertarian man August 25, 2005

chineese torpedo

Chineese torpedo is when a couple is having sexual intercorse doggystyle and then for the hell of it the man takes out the womens arms and she goes head first divng like a torpedo ;)

Babe think fastt... (swipe) BANG!. lol u were like a chineese torpedo

by qreymackq December 25, 2009

Chene

A combination of Scene + Chav. Scene kids who have the attitude of a chav and they actually belive they are scene when they just be mean and take the piss out of others for nothing.

Chene: Look at those emos there fucking bastards
Scene: They havent done anything too yoo
Chene: So they are still bastards

by Dorkus* November 1, 2006