Chode

Choad or chode is an old English term for penis. The silly notion that its girth must be greater than its length is a contemporary concept. Likewise, the "gooch" or "taint" reference (between the anus and testicles) doesn't make sense when referring to a "choadsmoker" (a fellator). Archaic words are obviously vulnerable to redefinition.

She was a chodesmoker.

by Chodesmokee February 23, 2005

Chode

1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.

I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.

by Spencer P. Watson August 21, 2006

Chode

when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"

Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever

by SofaKingFresh 03 December 22, 2002

Choding

In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".

When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.

This guy acts like a little kid, he is really a Choding !

by eLement August 27, 2013

The Chode

A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.

Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.

Jimmy beat Sarah in the face with his chode. He then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.

by Chodester September 8, 2005

chode

a fat and short penis

Whoa, a chode!!

by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016

Chodely

Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails

Me: Hey Chodely

Chodely: Ur an ass

by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010