Choad or chode is an old English term for penis. The silly notion that its girth must be greater than its length is a contemporary concept. Likewise, the "gooch" or "taint" reference (between the anus and testicles) doesn't make sense when referring to a "choadsmoker" (a fellator). Archaic words are obviously vulnerable to redefinition.
She was a chodesmoker.
by Chodesmokee February 23, 2005
Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever
by SofaKingFresh 03 December 22, 2002
1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.
I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.
by Spencer P. Watson September 20, 2005
In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.
by eLement August 27, 2013
A "Dick" that is indeed shorter than it is fat. It is short and plump, stubby and strong.
Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.
Also see:
Under and Oversized Chode for furter detail.
by Chodester August 17, 2005
Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
by Gstringsnagger December 08, 2010