choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

Chadillac

Chadillac also known as Chadwick amoung his pj peers resides in the homeland of old socks.. Port Hawkesbury, Nova Scotia. Growing up Chadillc always dreamed of becoming a plubmer but settled to be a pipe fitter. His tactics of louring in 15 year old girls and grown men is to pretend to be 17 and/or dress up as a homo-sexual. His interest included shakin er out with da bois, bathing with the pj girls and making fun of loud hair.

Who are ya t9in?.. Chadillac of course!

Where did this sore come from? It must have been from Chadillac.

Who's that 24 year old brown man chasing after the little girls? Oh that's just harmless old Chadillac

by pj girls January 4, 2010

choatie

Choatie.com describes a Choatie as an "Intelligent Student". I suppose that could change as easily as website ownership and a hundred bucks.

"Choatie dot com is where all the smart kids hang out."

by Choatie July 24, 2008

Choad

A word used to describe a short fat penis. The penis in question is wider than it is long.

Ian struggled to suck Keiran's choad.

by Ewany May 23, 2008

choad

a word used on an internet message board to slander it's creators. The word however is used to describe the overall douchebaggedness of the individual who called them that in the first place. Thus making the definition of choad, actually kyle. So a kyle is a choad, and a choad is a kyle.

The Jakes are choads, for not putting up my threadless submission. I sent them an e-mail, but the choads never replied. Because they are after all, a bunch of non-replying choads.

by tacosaurus July 19, 2004

Choad

1. Abnormally small and limp male genetelia.

2. Person who is small and insignificant and generally annoying.

1. "Rich get off me with that choad," shreaked Yolanda.

2. Rich, stop being such a choad.

by seedyburner July 18, 2005

choad face

A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p

Hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
Yeah, fuck off you choad face!

by Thib August 31, 2006