Choad

a cock that is wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer..ahhhhhhh

I wish i had a choad so i could show it off to all my friends.

by choady February 25, 2003

Choda

A penis wider then is is long

omf u have a choda

by Jordan_96 April 13, 2007

choad boy

Someone who is computer swavy and talks with an abnormal high fluctuating voice. A choad boy usually will only leave his abode at night because sun light is bad for his skin. A choad boy will often say words which cannot be understood by normal humans but another choad boy will know exactly what he is talking about.

That Choad Boy just fix my computer, but I couldn't understand anything he said to me in his choad voice.

by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006

Choad

small fat stumpy penis.

Blake campbell has got a choad

by davep06 January 22, 2006

Choade

Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out

Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.

by Jason Frenczak June 27, 2003

choda

The fleshy seem that runs from my balls
to my asshole, where the god finished
sewing my body together.

I like to rest my choda on Rich's
shot glasses when he is not around.

by Pat Rowan December 9, 2003

Choad

A person for whom no visual confimration is necessary to prove that their penis is, in fact, wider than it is long.

Colin and Sandy 'the pear shaped man'

by Kenyon February 8, 2003