Cellar Cheddar

Dick cheese, but of a much higher quality than your run of the mill brand.

Rod's cellar cheddar was absolutely exquisite, nothing like sucking dick and having a 5 star cheese plate presented to you during.

by Dick Cheese Guy October 25, 2019

cheddaring

when someone is waffling shite, another way of saying someone is chewing your ear off or chatting shit

“i couldn’t wait to leave she was cheddaring my ear off”
“he’s on serious cheddar”

by strawberryshrocka February 1, 2024

Cheddar fuck

Cheddar fuck is what Mexicans sound like when they say "shada fuck uh"

Cheddar fuck up dude, I'm tryna listen mane!

by cheddar man April 15, 2019

Father, I crave cheddar

The person who says this possibly said it as a meme, or to indicate they actually want cheddar.

friend: "Father, I crave cheddar."
you: "Ok"

by a student 2 September 30, 2022

Cheddar Gauge

Another word for the female genatalia.

(Synonym for Vagina, pussy, flange etc.)

Oi Seb, check that guy over there. He's a fat cheddar gauge yanno!

by Unkxwn May 12, 2019

CHEDDAR CHEESE

CHEDDAR CHEESE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

ALL HAIL THE CHEDDAR CHEESE

by AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH October 5, 2022

cheddar shredder

when the letty ain't ripping you know it's time to take a visit to the cheddar shredder.

the wings are growing a bit long pal, bout time to visit the cheddar shredder before those ferda wings lose their shine eh

by McDavo January 8, 2024