Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.

#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!

by John K. Collins February 13, 2008

Dirty Champagne

After pouring champagne into a woman's anus, a man inserts a butt plug. The man proceeds to have violent intercourse with the woman above a champagne glass. The intercourse continues until the butt plug comes loose, and the champagne empties into the glass. Finally, the woman drinks the champagne.

It was our anniversary, and my wife is a real champagne connoisseur. So, I gave her the rarest of champages, the dirty champagne.

by ThisDrinksOnMe January 12, 2011

Caspladgy

(Adjective) a word to describe something that has lost it's shape or form through splatting against a wall.
A word to describe someone who is losing his/her mind whilst having a poo.

1) My cake acted caspladgy when i dropped it on the floor.
2) That man is caspladgy, ever since he ate that spicy pepper he was on the loo all day!

by Lolipopgi November 28, 2006

Champagneship

A drinking competition to see who can drink more bottles of champagne. A champagne championship, or a champagneship. Often times played on New Years Eve with the ball dropping marking the completion. Similar to a case race with beer, but much classier.

"I can't believe Jason drank 6 bottles of champagne before the ball dropped, I only drank 2. It's safe to say he won the Champagneship."

by jmoli December 28, 2009

champagine cork

a solid pice of shit blocking up pressureised diarrea that when shat out is followed by said diarrea.

i got a major champagine cork last night.

by mutantlizard October 17, 2009

Champ Diesel

Noun: A superior champion. A person who is above and beyond an already excellent position.

Noun: A person who is striving/has the potential to be the best, but has not yet attained perfection.

ex. 1
Guy1-Dude, did you hear that Jake broke the record and won states?
Guy2-Ya dude i know. That guy is a champ diesel.

ex. 2
Guy1-dude that kid is gona go far someday, he is a legit champ diesel

by Jate77q April 4, 2010

Champallenge

Champallenge is where you drink a bottle of champagne as fast as possible and try not to spew.

That champallenge last night was harder than i thought. Yo bitch spewed after half a bottle then kept drinking more.

by Azamat Bagidov July 28, 2010