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Chance

A kid who never what’s to fuck off.
Sup chance
by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019
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Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.
OMG he is such a Chance!
by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 4, 2019
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A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
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Changes (1970)

The Monkees final album during their first run (1966-1970) released in June 1970. At this point, only Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones remain in the group as Peter Tork had left in December 1968 and Michael Nesmith in March 1970.

Changes was produced by Jeff Barry (who produced I'm A Believer, the Monkees' biggest hit back in 1967) and was recorded in New York. Unfortunately the success did not carry over to Changes, as it failed to chart on the Billboard 200 because of The Monkees diminishing almost non-existent popularity by 1970.

Widely regarded as the Monkees' worst album of their original nine, Changes was pure bubble gum and R&B funk, that made the listener wonder if it was even the Monkees performing. Both Dolenz and particularily Jones still despise the album to this day. None the less, Dolenz and Jones' vocal perfomances are excellent considering the uninspiring material they are cutting. There are few highlights including the single Oh My My (which managed to squeeze into the TOP 100 at #98) and its b-side I Love You Better. Other decent cuts include Dolenz' Midnight Train and Tommy Boyce & Bobby Hart's album closer I Never Thought It Peculiar.

Upon the release of Changes, the Monkees were finally put to rest and would not reform until 1986.
There was a lame joke that either Dolenz or Jones would quit after Changes, and the other would be continue as "The Monkee"

Changes (1970) was the last release under the Monkees' name until 1986. However Micky Dolenz & Davy Jones continued recording together under their own names on Bell Records for another year. In April 1971, they released an underrated single called Do It In The Name Of Love/Lady Jane which like Changes failed to chart.

Not to be confused with David Bowie's song of the same name.

The album was released before David Bowie's song.
by J Rod November 19, 2005
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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.
She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011
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Chancey

The name of every old man who exists. FACT!
Crimson: Hey Brad what's you're grandpa called?
Brad: Chancey, why did you ask?
Crimson: CHANCEY? Mine's called that as well.
Passer by: Did you guys just say your grandpa's are called Chancey? Becuase mine is too!
Passer by 2: Hey mine too!
Passey by 3: Yeah me three, mine grandpa is called Chancey!
Brad: Woah that's crazy, maybe ever old man is called Chancey?
Professor Logan: Hello boys and girls, yes every old man is called Chancey, I'm seventy four and guess what? My name's Vince.
by Antichris II February 10, 2007
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Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009
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