Caidan

You'll know when you see a caidan
A guy with about 9 to 12 inches of dick

Jesus: bruh caidan, he's a good human
God: I know, I'm glad i made him

by Momo 4242 October 15, 2018

CHAD

(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.

"Yo, I just CHADed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.

by 01longbeddin January 24, 2010

Hanging Chad

A bowel movement with the consistency of clay that clings to the side of one's crack.

Ron's failure to properly clear that Hanging Chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.

by Doug Lpd December 6, 2006

chad

A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.

That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!

by SociopathHater February 5, 2010

Total Chad

ur typical alpha male buthr doesn't give a fuck. He's the guy that doesn't simp yet he gets all the attention from girls. A total Chad doesn't look for your approval and he's a man that goes his own way.

Girl 1: "why doesn't he give me attention?! I gave myself to him! I'm sure I can change him!"
Girl 2: "ugh I hate bad boys! He needs to show you more respect"
Simp: "yes girl, I'll always treat you right and I'll never be like HIM"
MGTOW boys: "lol, bro is just a Total Chad, respect"

by countchokcula May 8, 2021

chad

Chapped Hole And Dick.

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!

by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN July 20, 2008

Chad

N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!

Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"

by Elizabitch:) May 10, 2009