Cell phone Condom

The case or clip that holds your cellular phone.

Practice safe text, wear a Cell phone Condom

by gammadelta1 October 15, 2007

teen cell power

The power that any teenager has when the teenager owns a cell phone.

Thomas Joyce has teen cell power, as does many others.

by Thomas Joyce October 27, 2004

color cell phone

An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."

- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"

- "Are you sure?"

-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"

by Flipasaur July 23, 2006

cell gum

People who always stick with there cellular phones.

cell gum: cell=cellular with gum. People, who are very much talkative always get stuck with there cell phones.

by vibhasha Sharma December 9, 2008

Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010

Cell block burrito

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009

Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.

As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.

by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013