Shag Carpet

n. an intensified version of a carpet, a carpet that sleeps around
syn. filthy whore
see: carpet
At Mike's party, there was a shag carpet hitting on me.
by TracyL March 23, 2006
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carpet muncher

one who gets the munchies for the anatomy of a female
Jerrica is a carpet muncher.
by Carpet Muncher Supreme January 10, 2006
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Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.
"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!
by sindazed March 20, 2005
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pulling carpet

When one goes down (eats out) a girl, as he or she is doing so, he pulls out the pubic hairs with his teeth. "Carpet" is sometimes used a slang for women's pubic hair. Hence, "pulling carpet."
Joe: What's with al that hair in your teeth?
Tom: Oh, I saw Beth earlier, and I was pulling carpet.

eating out going down pussy pubic hair teeth pulling
by penguindisco May 24, 2011
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green carpet

on the phone you would say"hey man got any of thet green carpet?"
by lil miss April 07, 2006
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Carpet Fart

When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release
Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)

Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck

Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya
by CarpetFarter June 06, 2009
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