hot carl

THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF

A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.

Andrew gave Purt a piping hot carl.

by Macking Some Fat July 16, 2008

Big Carl

1. a LARGE piece of excrement. A gargantuan turd.

2. a Hamburger

Sorry I left that Big Carl in your toilet. It wouldn't flush.

by kingkike January 7, 2010

Dirty Carl

When you use a post-anal, semen filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.

Geoff - "Man last night I had some really filth anal, so afterwards I gave her the old Dirty Carl to teach some respect"

Ricardo - "Bitch Please!!"

by Sternest September 27, 2010

Fat Carl

Carl Winslow on the TV show Family Matters.

Damn! That Fat Carl on Family Matters is funny!

by your name October 9, 2004

Hot Carl

The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."

"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"

by theslish March 7, 2010

carl english

a person who is a quite dosy and tends to be quite funny and who is also a sheffield wednesday supporter.

e.g. 'how can you be such a carl english and support that team!'.

by alan d. July 26, 2006

Hott Carl

Where you beat off in a sock, then with the jizz in the tip you smack a friend in the face with it so the jizz oozes out the holes.

whacks andrew while he is sleeping 'HOTT CARL!"

by Matthew Denison September 8, 2006