Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009

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cactus

Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis

First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"

by Justin Howard July 4, 2005

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Cactus God

it's self explainitory really.

I am a Cactus God.

by yumboman October 2, 2016

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Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

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Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

by ian b April 8, 2006

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