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Forbidden Custard

Forbidden Custard (noun): This term is used to describe the runny, yellow-green nasal mucus that often accompanies the common cold or flu. It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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Custard gremlin

A woman who has a deep love for an ejaculating penis
Man as he ejaculates on Tara: "you're such a custard gremlin"
by Elvis sharkey January 19, 2020
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Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
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pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz
I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard
by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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custard slug

The crusty whitish yellow stain left in a girls knickers from natural discharge
The custard slugs left in that girls knickers were so thick you could crack them over your knee.
by Firefan October 27, 2020
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Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.
I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.
by Coins May 12, 2009
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