Funny Custard

Especially thick ejaculate. Most commonly used in relation to fellatio.

"I was so backed up, I filled that bitch's throat with funny custard.

by M15745H1F74 January 31, 2024

keen custard

Premature Ejaculation

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.

by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.

I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.

by Coins May 12, 2009

rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash May 22, 2014

good arm, custard

What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.

The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.

Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’

by Lanky J March 15, 2024

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006