colorado slim

A slang term for a joint, widely used in the states of Colorado, Utah and California.

That biker dude is smoking a Colorado slim

by Colorado slim Jim March 29, 2016

Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.

"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"

by GoofyNooba January 15, 2018

Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know

When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky

by Big Benoit July 01, 2023

The Ol’ Colorado

When you suffer an injury, for which you are admitted to the hospital for multiple days. Then you fuck your case worker.

“Surgery went well! Afterward, he was feeling good enough to give her the Ol’ Colorado.”

by Qnig May 24, 2022

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.

Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”

by Phil MePuss November 28, 2022

Colorado Bulldog

NOUN: One who attempts style through poor quality merchandise but lacks quality genetics resulting in issues as basic as breathing.

He had no money and wore Chinese garbage head to foot. He was a Colorado Bulldog

by Phil McKracken again February 06, 2025